Loud in Public Mug

"If you're going to be this loud in public, please make sure your drama is sufficiently interesting." Honestly, some people have no sense of decency. Like, at least speak up. Enunciate a little. And would it kill you to put some feeling into it? It's like people have forgotten what good manners are.

Look, everybody knows the mug you drink your coffee or tea out of decides how your day's gonna go. And these days, you can't afford to take any chances. So get the mug you need, future you with thank you for it. Glossy white ceramic. Vibrant, long-lasting color. Microwave and dishwasher safe, not that you would've noticed if it wasn't.