All Out of Canaries Mug

When you know something bad is coming because you're all out of canaries but you can't stop digging because you're not in charge. Listen, metaphors are never perfect, okay? But you get the picture. Things are bad.

Look, everybody knows the mug you drink your coffee or tea out of decides how your day's gonna go. And these days, you can't afford to take any chances. So get the mug you need, future you with thank you for it. Available in 11oz of 15oz capacity. Glossy white ceramic. Vibrant, long-lasting color. Microwave and dishwasher safe, not that you would've noticed if it wasn't.