Big Ugly Tears Mug

"Don't take me to a bookstore or an animal shelter unless you wanna see me ugly cry until I get to take something home." Look, this is just fair warning. I'm gonna be coming home with something. And that's a promise, not a threat.

Look, everybody knows the mug you drink your coffee or tea out of decides how your day's gonna go. And these days, you can't afford to take any chances. So get the mug you need, future you with thank you for it. Glossy white ceramic. Vibrant, long-lasting color. Microwave and dishwasher safe, not that you would've noticed if it wasn't.